Wednesday, March 03, 2004
THINGS TO DO AT A BORING MOVIE
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have
some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the badguy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is
flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink whiles
miling.
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm
Batman!Hahaha!" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible
friend already is.
16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"
Posted at 08:22 pm by SwEeTChIcK
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
hey like the new music on my page???? i dont feel like writing n e thing now cya
Posted at 10:57 pm by SwEeTChIcK
Sunday, February 01, 2004
Hey guys a got a joke -
-***There was this plane travelling from Canada to China across the ocean. Boarding it was 1 brunette and every1 else were blondes. In mid flight the pilot said "we are having some problems there is too much weight on the plane" so they dropped all the luggage. Later, the pilot said "we are in big trouble the plane is too heavy we are gonna have to drop the floor so every1 hold on to the handles above your seat." A little later the pilot said "I think we can make it alive but we need 1 person to drop otherwise we will probably all die." Everyone fought over who to drop, then finally the brunette said "Its not worth making us all die so i will drop." The blondes were so touched they clapped. ***
Posted at 11:19 am by SwEeTChIcK
Saturday, January 31, 2004
Posted at 12:43 pm by SwEeTChIcK
Friday, January 30, 2004
Posted at 09:05 pm by SwEeTChIcK
Grrr i hate goin to the orthodontist sooo much!!!!! This is how usual appoitment goes: first they take off the bands (colored thingys)and poke my gums a few times in the process. then i go brush and floss my teeth and then comes the worst part- the inspection. she pokes and yanks my teeth and braces and every time she says-"you have great brushing but you need to floss and brush your gums". Do they think I'm made of time?!?!?! it takes a loooong time to floss with braces. then she talks to her assistant in their little dental language..."kristy, hand me a 2.75 x stainless steel 5 in class 2 pattern" and i'm sitting there scared. then she put back in the wire (which didnt really fit my braces so she pretty much knocked my teeth out trying to get it on). then they put new bands on and trim the wires(one time she got my gum instead of the wire!!!) and i'm left with elastics to wear on my teeth, a yucky taste in my mouth, and a bad toothache. I HATE MY BRACES!!!!!
Posted at 07:57 pm by SwEeTChIcK
Wednesday, January 28, 2004
Hey! who here watched American Idol last night??? that guy wong from hong kong or whatever was so funny!!! have u heard that there is gonna be a canadian juniors?? cody f and becca u should so try out!!!!!!!!Posted at 05:48 pm by SwEeTChIcK
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
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Hey people!!! I luv dogs especially german sheperds there so cute!!!! ive got a half german shepherd i'll get a pic.
Posted at 11:38 am by SwEeTChIcK
DO NOT DISTURB!
PUPPY LUV!
ANOTHER HARD DAY?
A LITTLE TOO SMALL?
NEWBORN!
FLOWERS FOR MY LUV!
FIRST TIME AT THE VETS...
AwWwWwWwW
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTIN
COULD SOMEONE PASS THE FLOUR?
MOVE IT OR LOSE IT! TOOTH FAIRY COMIN THROUGH!
PEEK-A-BOO!
I LAUGHED SO HARD I FELL OFF MY CHAIR!
SWEET DREAMS!
WHOS THERE?!
JUST TAKIN A BATH!
